FAQs* on Eli Falcon

Q: Is your middle name really Bogey?
A: No, my middle name is actually Addison Beauregard. However, I shortened the Beauregard and dropped the Addison.

Q: So are you really that dumb?
A: A lot of people say I should think before I open my mouth. Nonetheless, I wouldn't consider myself very "common sense" smart.

Q: Are you: Hispanic, Caucasian, half African-American, Egyptian, Iranian, Saudi Arabian, Italian, ________?
A: No, I am actually 100% Mexican. I know, I know, my non-existent accent fools everyone.

Q: Where did you get that body from!?
A: I got it from my mama.

Q: Is your skin tone naturally olive or do you tan? Do you have gray hair?
A: Yes, see question #3. No, my hair is just really dark and when light hits it, it looks grayish.

Q: Do you wake up every morning looking phenomenal?
A: No, in fact, I look and sound hungover when I wake up; except, my breath is always fresh. However, unlike the average man, I wake up a 5 and turn into a 9, where as most wake up a 4 and become a 6, maybe a 7 with a little work and a good mirror.

Q: Did you join a fraternity to buy your friends?
A: No, I joined a fraternity because I wanted to build brotherhood. However, if it were true, my response would've been: Well I got a lot of friends for a very low price, so I got a good deal.

Q: Are you really as narcissistic as you come off?
A: No, not at all. However, my favorite holiday is my birthday. I think it should be a national holiday, actually. Oh, and I also wish that I had a floating mirror to follow me around. Sweet.

Q: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
A: A puma...they're sexy.

Q: Are you athletic?
A: Have you ever seen my 300-esque physique?

Q: Would you consider yourself witty and/or charming?
A: Yes, at times, and I can be.

Q: You're foreign, so do you speak any languages?
A: Oui, Je parle français. Hablo español. Ich spreche auch ein Deutsch.


I hope that I have cleared up any questions you may have had. If I have not, please do contact me at eli.falcon@gmail.com

Upon multiple receipts of same questions I will designate them FAQs to better service my fans.

*Special thanks for the idea and some of the questions to Nathan Marcotte.